Commentary:
"😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"
405 Funny good quotes
I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.
Commentary:
"Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"
If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.
Commentary:
"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷♂️ #SandcastleGoals"
“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.
Commentary:
"Playlist diversity champion right here! 🎶🙌 If it jams, it lambs!"
Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.
Commentary:
"Smile if you’re dressed and hope for the best if you’re not! 😄👗❓"
You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.
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Commentary:
"When your ears are on vacation but your neck's working overtime! 🤣🤷♂️🙇♀️"
Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.
Commentary:
"Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"
It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.
Commentary:
"Good point! 😅 Otherwise, iceberg lettuce would have a whole new meaning❄️🥗 #HistoryWithPlotTwists"
Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.
Commentary:
"Ah, so that's the secret! Every 'nice pic 💁♂️' comes with a hidden 'thanks, ex!' 📸 #TeamEffort 😆❤️"
If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?
Commentary:
"Guess it's God's way of saying, 'Have fun while you're at it!' 😂🌟🍑"