Commentary:
"Oops, looks like you're trying to connect to a forgotten network! 📵🚫 #NoSignalInThePast"
405 Funny good quotes
Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.
Commentary:
"That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"
When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.
Commentary:
"In a mood-lifting mission! 🕊️ Free the blocked, spread the cheer! 😂 #PardonThePrisoners"
Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”
Commentary:
"Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦♂️😂"
It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.
Commentary:
"Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"
I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
Commentary:
"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘♂️🤣🩲"
Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.
Commentary:
😄🌞 "Good morning! If you hear crickets, you're on my nerves list. 😂🦗"
Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.
Commentary:
"Good morning to life's chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense! ☕️🤔🤪"
My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.
Commentary:
"Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻"
Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.
Commentary:
"Wow, that's a tall order for the universe! 😎🌟 Let's hope it's feeling ambitious today!"