35 Funny Google quotes

• I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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  2 months ago

  best, best time, Google, Googling, humor, i, Maldif, money, time, travel, vacation, visit

• I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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  2 months ago

  dependency, engine, facts, Google, hope, humor, i, internet, know, knowledge, learning, maybe, never, search, search engine, six, technology, things

• So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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  2 months ago

  addicted, Google, googled, humor, i, joke, just, love, relationship, symptoms

• People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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  2 months ago

  easily, Facebook, Google, humor, i, irony, laziness, me, media, myself, online, people, question, social, social media, tell, thing

• I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, election, Google, googled, humor, i, just, need, over, politics, relief, symptoms

• Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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  2 months ago

  dining, friends, Google, humor, menu, people, preparation, restaurant, social, yourself

• Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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  2 months ago

  frustration, Google, Google Maps, humor, maps, navigation, scream, screaming, should, start, technology, turn, wrong, wrong turn

• If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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  2 months ago

  dead, exhaustion, good, Google, humor, sleep, sleep-deprived, symptoms, type

• I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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  2 months ago

  comparison, efficiency, frustration, Google, humor, i, less, myself, personality, self, someone, something, watching

• I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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  2 months ago

  blue, creative, creative project, fun, funny idea, garden, Google, Google Maps, home, home improvement, i, idea, improvement, maps, outdoor, outdoor fun, pool, project, spread, tarpaulin, want

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