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6 months ago
Share →: I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Commentary:
"Who needs WebMD when you have Google for diagnosis? 😂 Just remember, voting is the best medicine for your election-related symptoms! 🗳️ #ElectionFever"
6 months ago
Share →: Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Commentary:
"Surround yourself with friends who are so prepared, they know the restaurant menu better than the chef! 🍽️🤓 #GoogleGourmets #PreparedPartners"
6 months ago
Share →: Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Commentary:
"Google Maps: 'I said LEFT, not a U-TURN!'U0001F602🗺️ #LostAndFound"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Commentary:
Sounds like Google is the Grim Reaper of the Internet, ready to pronounce your doom with a single search! 😂💀 Better sleep tight before those search results haunt you all night long!
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle is real! 🤦‍♂️ It's like witnessing a slow-motion train wreck… in the digital age! 🚂💥 Who knew watching someone Google could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?! 🎢😅 #GoogleSearchDrama
6 months ago
Share →: I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Commentary:
"Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. 🏊‍♂️ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a 'Google Maps special'? 😂 #BackyardGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Commentary:
"Looks like the plumber's not the only one who's good with pipes! 🚰🔧 Giving Google a run for its money, one review at a time! 😄👍 #PlumbingHumor #GoogleReviewRating"
6 months ago
Share →: Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Commentary:
🌍 "Google Maps should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include increased reliance on your phone and significant disorientation without it.' 📍📱 Who needs a compass when you have Google Maps to navigate through the modern maze of life?"
6 months ago
Share →: Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Commentary:
"Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅‍♂️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day philosopher's dilemma: Why did they break up? 🤔 Let's hope Google can solve this mystery faster than they figured out how to roll out self-driving cars 🚗🔍 #RelationshipGoneGoogle"