Commentary:
"Wow, sounds like me trying to find the TV remote! 📺😂🗺️"
107 Funny got quotes
We’ve got a shituation here.
Commentary:
"Looks like it’s time to call in the poo-lice! 🚨💩😂"
Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”
Commentary:
"When your new look is so fire even demons can't resist giving you a makeover! 🔥💇♂️👹"
I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.
Commentary:
"Guess I've got an 'ache-y breaky' time machine in my noggin! 🤕🔮😂"
I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.
Commentary:
"I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂"
“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.
Commentary:
"Forget milk, I'm just looking for a gallon of self-esteem! 🥛😅 #Priorities"
You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.
Commentary:
👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"
One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! 🤣🔫😮💨 #Bra-dventures"
Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.
Commentary:
"Guess it's time to update the resume to include 'Professional Office Gymnast' 😂🏃♂️🦋 #ZoomiesUnleashed"
I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.
Commentary:
"That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' 💌🥄🔥"