20 Funny grooming quotes

• I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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  2 months ago

  accidentally, dog, dogs, feeling, girl, good, grooming, humor, i, lighthearted, pet, playful, self-deprecating, shampoo, today, used

• If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, conditioner, conspiracy, finish, grooming, humor, joke, relationship, same, shampoo, time

• My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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  2 months ago

  bet, care, dental, dental hygienist, dentist, dentist visit, grooming, guys, hair, humor, hygienist, i, nose, nose hair, personal, personal care, thinking, visit

• I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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  2 months ago

  always, beauty, beauty routine, face, grooming, humor, i, make-up, makeup, men, routine, shaving, stupid, women, wonder

• A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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  2 months ago

  bangs, grooming, humor, just, mouth, mustache

• A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, beard, clean, cleaned, grooming, humor, men, trim, urge

• I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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  3 months ago

  care, dog, dog groomer, experience, funny observation, groom, groomer, grooming, grooming experience, haircut, i, just, myself, observation, own, pet, pet care, stylist, understand

• I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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  3 months ago

  being, cut, fingernail, gel, grooming, humor, i, mango, open, point, self-care, short, shower, shower gel, smell, struggle, too

• Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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  3 months ago

  again, beauty, beauty routine, blow-drying, grooming, humor, legs, need, routine, self-care, shave, time, too

• There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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  3 months ago

  awkward, awkward situations, clip, funny moments, good, grooming, humor, library, moments, never, place, public, public space, situations, space, toenails

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