Funny grown up quotes

• I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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  2 months ago

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• They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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  2 months ago

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• I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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  2 months ago

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• Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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  4 months ago

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