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Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Work is the worst video game ever.

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Making waves on Telegram:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Just landed via Slack:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

January is the Monday of the year.

Live now on Messenger:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Making waves on WeChat:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Live now on YouTube:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Just landed via YouTube:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Spotted on Facebook:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Just shared via X:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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92 shares on Threads this month:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

68 shares on Threads this month:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I told ChatGPT about us.

60 shares on Discord this month:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

85 shares on X this month:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Seen just now on X:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Shared recently on WeChat:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Trending via YouTube:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Just shared via Messenger:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Making waves on Telegram:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Live now on YouTube:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Making waves on Telegram:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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