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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,272

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The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Spotted on Facebook:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Making waves on TikTok:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Just shared via Messenger:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Trending via Telegram:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

Just shared via X:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Trending via X:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Trending via X:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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81 shares on Discord this month:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

71 shares on X this month:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

22 shares on Slack this month:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

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15,124

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Dec 27, 2025

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Making waves on WeChat:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Trending via Snapchat:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Making waves on Facebook:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Shared recently on Threads:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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