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Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Making waves on Discord:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Just shared via Twitch:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Making waves on TikTok:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Shared recently on TikTok:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Seen just now on Telegram:

May the algorithms be with you.

Going bananas on Facebook:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Seen just now on YouTube:

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Going viral on Telegram:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Just landed via Facebook:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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68 shares on TikTok this month:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

32 shares on X this month:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

11 shares on X this month:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

Making waves on WeChat:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Seen just now on Slack:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Trending via Discord:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Going viral on Twitch:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Live now on Twitch:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Making waves on Twitch:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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