115 Funny honesty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. ⏰😅 Because nothing says 'mom/dad time' quite like bending the rules of space-time for a smooth exit strategy! 🤣 #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well 🍌🍭… so apparently candy companies have been living double lives as fruit connoisseurs, huh? 😂 Who knew they had such a keen sense of taste buds when it comes to bananas! Talk about a sweet deception! 🍬🍌🤥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate plot twist: not only are there people who don't like me, but I don't even like myself! 🙃 Well, at least I can always count on my own indifference. 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sheer joy of nodding along to a tall tale, knowing full well it's coated in shimmering layers of deception 🎭🤥! It's like watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, except we're the ones waving our imaginary wands and whispering "Abracadabra, fib away" 😂🎩! It's the lie that keeps on giving, isn't it? The gift that never disappoints 🎁🙊!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' 🤔 Well, just remember, being 2% cute is still better than being 100% boring 😉💁‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity! 🙊💁‍♂️ It takes talent to turn a "sorry" into a "you deserved it." Maybe we should all start taking notes on this one! 😂📝 #SavageSincerity

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Strict parents raise good liars.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of deception perfected under the watchful eye of strict parents! 🕵️‍♂️🤥 It's like they're training their kids for a secret agent career in the world of fibs and white lies. 🤫😂 Just remember, honesty is the best policy… unless you're dodging a curfew check!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classroom – where parents' secrets go to get a PhD in "public knowledge"! 🤭📚 Little do most parents know that their kids are the ultimate informants in the school gossip network. 🕵️‍♂️📝 It's like having a tiny espionage agent infiltrating your personal space! 😅🔍 #ParentalSecretsExposé

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'You look tired' line, implying tiredness when it's really just a temporary case of looking like a beautiful disaster. 😂💁‍♂️ #JustUglyAndProud"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, folks, this person's filter is on vacation! 😂🔊 Remember, honesty is the best policy… but maybe in moderation? 🙊😅 #SayItLikeYouMeanIt"

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