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100 Funny honesty quotes

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

4 days ago

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

2 weeks ago

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

3 weeks ago

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

3 weeks ago

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

1 month ago

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

1 month ago

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

1 month ago

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

1 month ago

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

1 month ago

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

1 month ago

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

1 month ago

Fries, not lies.

1 month ago

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

1 month ago

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

1 month ago

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

1 month ago

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

1 month ago

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

2 months ago

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

2 months ago

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

2 months ago

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

2 months ago