115 Funny honesty quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! Snacks never betray you, except maybe when they run out 🍕🍿😂."

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

  Commentary:
  "Level of stealth: bathroom ninja! 🚽🏡😎 #HomeIsWhereTheToiletIs"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

  Commentary:
  "Just when you think you've reached the bottom of my personality, surprise! There's a basement! 😂🤷‍♂️ #PlotTwist #StillWorseThanThat"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

  Commentary:
  "When 'I just don't want to' doesn't cut it, I guess we're all going to Plan B: avoid eye contact and pretend we didn't hear it! 🙈🤷‍♂️😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

  Commentary:
  "When your guilty pleasure playlist becomes your main soundtrack 🎶😎 #NoLongerInDenial #MusicTakesTheGuiltOut" 🎧😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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  Commentary:
  "Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

  Commentary:
  "When you're so out of news, even the dust bunnies are giving you the cold shoulder! 🐇📞🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

  Commentary:
  "Running low on filters and raw-dogging life like it's a new adventure! 😜📸✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

  Commentary:
  "Running on personality time! ⏰😅 #FashionablyLate"

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