186 Funny honesty quotes

• You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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  2 hours ago

  details, honesty, humor, lie, memory, remember, truth

• In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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  3 hours ago

  awkward, awkward moment, baby, best, child, conversation, drunken, drunken night, family, family conversation, guess, honesty, humor, i, moment, night, parenting, response, retrospect, stupidity, where

• If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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  4 hours ago

  attraction, dating, deserve, desire, handle, honesty, humor, love, me, personality, relationship, worst

• I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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  6 hours ago

  bite, cause, honesty, hurts, i, mind, pain, speak, speaking, speaking mind, tongue, wit

• I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

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  7 hours ago

  actually, before, birthday, check, communication, expectation, happy, honesty, humor, i, interaction, me, memory, social, social interaction, tell, told

• Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

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  9 hours ago

  almost, annoyance, ask, boundary, care, hear, honesty, i, interaction, life, opinion, opinions, peeve, personal, personal life, pet, pet peeve, social, social interaction

• I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

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  9 hours ago

  deception, hate, honesty, i, idiot, liar, think, trust, truth

• I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

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  9 hours ago

  ask, conversation, excuse, got, honesty, humor, i, interaction, lying, media, outside, people, social, social interaction, social media, telling

• I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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  9 hours ago

  attitude, communication, every, honesty, humor, i, love, meant, people, said, sarcasm, statement, truth, word

• People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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  10 hours ago

  bro, finance, honesty, humor, irresponsible, joke, just, me, money, people, personal, personal finance, rich, spending, think

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