112 Funny honesty quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.
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  4 days ago

  View →: Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.
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  1 week ago

  View →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.
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  1 month ago

  View →: They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
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  3 months ago

  View →: “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Fries, not lies.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
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  3 months ago

  View →: “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!
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  3 months ago

  View →: It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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