184 Funny honesty quotes

• Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

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  1 week ago

  9-5, 9-5 job, 95, crypto, dumb, honesty, i, influencer, influencing, job, laziness, lazy, making, making money, money, scam, self-doubt, shy, shyness, too

• I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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  1 week ago

  clothing, fashion, getting, help, honesty, humor, i, jean, jeans, just, lie, relationship, sex, skinny, skinny jean, struggle

• Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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  2 weeks ago

  communication, confession, date, ever, every, honesty, humor, idea, love, me, relationship, tell, thought

• Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, communication, even, honesty, humor, lying, relationship, understanding, woman, women

• I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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  2 weeks ago

  always, attitude, communication, decision, frustration, honesty, humor, i, just, people, respect, sarcasm, something, stupid, telling, want

• Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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  3 weeks ago

  buying, Christmas, holiday, honesty, i, least, liar, present, presents, relationship, single

• Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

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  4 weeks ago

  blunt, bullshit, calling, calling out, honesty, humor, sarcasm

• I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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  4 weeks ago

  absolutely, anything, communication, except, excuse, friends, friendship, honesty, humor, i, just, know, loyalty, message, need, procrastination, reply, texting

• Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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  4 weeks ago

  hate, honesty, humor, i, insult, liar, only, sarcasm, stupid, stupidity, thing

• Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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  1 month ago

  advice, confession, honesty, humor, life, mom, relationship, short, tell, too

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