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"Exactly! Snacks never betray you, except maybe when they run out 🍕🍿😂."
115 Funny honesty quotes
Funny honesty quotes celebrate those moments when telling the truth becomes unexpectedly hilarious! 😂🗣️ Whether it’s admitting that you’re terrible at keeping secrets, being brutally honest about your procrastination, or realizing that your “honest” answers are just too much, these quotes remind us that sometimes, the truth is stranger (and funnier) than fiction! 😆🤭💬
Trending Funny Honesty Quotes 🔥
- Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.
- Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?
- I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.
- Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.
- Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.
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Share →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.
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"When your guilty pleasure playlist becomes your main soundtrack 🎶😎 #NoLongerInDenial #MusicTakesTheGuiltOut" 🎧😂
Top Funny Honesty Quotes 🔥
- You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.
- Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.
- I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.
- I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.
- Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.
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