115 Funny honesty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of every child: balancing honesty with preserving your parents' peace of mind 🤥👩‍👧‍👦 Just remember, they probably have a sixth sense for detecting fibs! Proceed with caution 😉 #ParentalTruthsAndLies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to politely express your feelings! 🤷‍♂️ It's like saying, "I don't dislike you, but can you do it from a different dimension, please?" 😂 #ExistentialFriendshipStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's tired of living in the Land of Excuses! 😂 Time to bid adieu to that bullsh*t and pave the way for some genuine awesomeness! 💪🚫💩"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

  Commentary:
  "Blame it on the dad and run 🏃‍♂️🍦! Classic move, parents 😆 #IceCreamGate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Proceed with caution when giving feedback to this individual. A gentle touch is strongly advised, unless you want to risk invoking the ancient art of feedback-fu! 🥋🤼‍♂️💥"

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