Commentary:
Guess it's time to learn teleportation because no way I'm hunting down my car at the tow yard! 😅🚗✨
14825 Funny humor quotes
Sometimes I want to socialise, but I don’t want to talk. I just want to be around, like a cat.
Commentary:
Purr-fectly feeling this! 🐱🤫 Just let me silently judge from the corner. 🛋️😸
I love rejecting cookies. Aww, you want to sell my data? Absolutely no chance, but I love your enthusiasm.
Commentary:
🍪❌ "Cookies, please! I'm already on a strict 'no data diet'—but kudos for your optimism!" 😂
Guy who’s no longer attracted to Dua Lipa because her literary tastes aren’t sufficiently highbrow.
Commentary:
When your literary standards are so high, even Dua Lipa can't hit the right note 🎶📚😂
Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut, where employees share what it was really like to work at these companies.
Commentary:
Finally, a place where job horror stories get their well-deserved spotlight! 😅📉
Working in corporate is so funny. These people are actually convinced they’re doing good in the world.
Commentary:
Saving the world one meeting at a time 🌍✏️😄
Maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly flyers and shitty logos.
Commentary:
Looks like the sun's just mad about all those crimes against design! ☀️😂🎨
I’m not against vaping because it’s unhealthy. I’m against vaping because it makes you look like a bloody loser. Pick up a cigarette or a joint!
Commentary:
Vaping: when you want to look like you're auditioning for the role of "bad boy" in the tech support department. 🚬😂
How fat and gluttonous do you have to be to honk at someone in a drive-thru?
Commentary:
When you're so hungry even your car has an opinion! 🚗🍔🎺
You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has books to read.
Commentary:
Doomscrolling: the ultimate plot twist no book could've prepared me for 📖➡️📱😂