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That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! 😂🚖👌
354 Funny job quotes
The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.
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Commuting to "The Land of Responsibility" wasn't on my bucket list 🏢🚶♂️😅
Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
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Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”
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Me in therapy: "Guess what, I adulted today!" 😂💪 #AchievementUnlocked 🏆✨
Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.
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Living my dream of being a professional couch potato! 🛋️🥔😁
Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?
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Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️
Having a job ruined my life.
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Jobs: the leading cause of weekend grief. 😅💼📅
Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.
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When multitasking becomes a superpower, but nobody gets the cape. 🦸♂️🦸♀️💸
Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.
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Trying to create the world's first high-five-fueled resignation 😆🙌🔜🚪
If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.
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Guess I’ll need to bring my juggling skills to the office! 🤹♂️📈😅