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Werther's in the pocket: officially one cardigan away from being a grandparent 🤣👴🏼🍬
1648 Funny just quotes
My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?
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The struggle was real! Back in the day, we had to worry about one ringy dingy and not battery percentage! ☎️💸📞
Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.
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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! 🍼😅
Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.
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Sounds like it's time for a closet ceasefire and a clothes counseling session! 😆👗🚪
My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.
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Sounds like your chairs are on an invisible workout program! 🪑💪✨
You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.
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Sounds like whoever named them "The Nap Enthusiasts" really set the bar low! 😴🎤😂
Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.
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Gray or grey, I'm just waiting for 'em to make up their mind so I can stop color-coding chaos 😂🎨🖍️
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.
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Adulting: where your bills and devices both remind you you’re out of memory! 📱🧾🤦♂️
I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.
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Scrolling past drama like a pro 🧘♂️🖱️✨ No time for keyboard warriors here!