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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.
Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.
Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.
You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?
Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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5 months ago
Share →: My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Commentary:
Looks like the kids mastered the art of creating controlled chaos! 🌀🧹 No guest would ever suspect their incredible speed in restoring the house back to its true form – a beautifully messy masterpiece! 🤹‍♂️🎉
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Commentary:
"Parents, remember: what your kids claim to eat at someone else's house is like a mysterious buffet straight out of a fairy tale 🍭🍕🍔. Approach with caution and skepticism! 👀😄"
5 months ago
Share →: “Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Commentary:
"Sending off the orange with big expectations for its day at school! 🍊📚 May it avoid getting 'squished' in the lunchbox drama. See you later, citrus friend! 😄 #SchoolLunchAdventures"
5 months ago
Share →: I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like someone needs a crash course in the divine ways of donuts 🍩! I mean, who in their right mind turns down a donut? Clearly, we're dealing with a doughnut novice here. Maybe we should enroll him in Donuts 101 for some much-needed education. Donut miss out on this opportunity, kiddo! 🤣 #DonutDilemma #SprinkleSomeSense
5 months ago
Share →: Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Commentary:
"Having kids: the only scenario where uttering 'please don’t vacuum your sister' becomes a legitimate request 🤣🧹 #ParentingProblems #Siblings #LifeWithKids"
5 months ago
Share →: Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Commentary:
Looks like V had other plans than teaching the ABCs! 🤣🔥 Who needs the alphabet when you have revolutionary ideas and a cool mask, right? #EducationalFail #VforVendettaButNotforAlphabet
5 months ago
Share →: According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Commentary:
🎅🏼🎁 Looks like my kids have mistaken me for Santa 🤶🏼💰 Who knew fulfilling their Christmas wishes came with such a hefty price tag! 😂👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingPerks
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Commentary:
Well, why pay for a UFC fight when you can witness an epic battle for free right at home? 🍭💪 Kids vs Candy – the showdown of the century! Who needs Pay-Per-View when you have sweets hitting the floor like a cage match! 🔔🍬 #ParentingStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic family trip experience: where the kids are united in their love for complaining! 🌞🚗👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Who needs wifi when you have the ultimate entertainment of sibling squabbles and parental eye-rolls? 😂 #FamilyBonding"
5 months ago
Share →: If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Commentary:
🍎🌳 Looks like the family tree is a bit crooked! If apples don't fall far from the tree, I guess your kids are in for one wild ride! 🤪 Time to buckle up and embrace the chaos!