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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Spotted on Facebook:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Live now on Telegram:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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Funny lifetime quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 and joy to everyday moments! Life’s too short to be serious all the time, so why not sprinkle some humor and wit into your journey? Whether you need a mood boost or a clever twist on life’s ups and downs, these quotes are the perfect pick-me-up 🎉✨. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort a little! 😄 #LifeWithLaughs

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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Live now on Instagram:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Live now on X:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Going viral on Threads:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Breaking via Reddit:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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