119 Funny little quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew tomato soup could be so versatile? 🍅❄️🍸 It's a culinary adventure – cold, on the rocks, with a splash of vodka! Perfect for those moments when you want to warm your soul, but also keep it chill and sophisticated. Cheers to creative soup concoctions! 🥂😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

  Commentary:
  "Because in a world where coffee is the elixir of productivity, the sacred duty of brewing a good pot should not be taken lightly! 🤓☕️ Pass the coffee test, earn the brew badge, and welcome to the caffeinated elite circle of office heroes!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Big Bro's got a black belt in shifting blame! 🥋👊 Sibling rivalry at its finest! 😂 #ClassicSiblingDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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  Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion 🧐👵🏼 Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? 🐺 Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! 😂 #GrandmaGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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  "Seriously, who thought two days were enough for lounging in pajamas and binge-watching shows? 😂 Maybe we should start a petition for extended weekends! 🙌 #WeekendWarriors"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

  Commentary:
  "Women are like human calculators, knowing their kids' stats down to the decimal point, while men are just trying to keep up with the tiny tornadoes running amok in the house 🤷‍♂️📆. Who needs detailed info when you've got chaos and cuteness in equal measure?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a haunted house attraction when you have little kids around to keep things spooky? 👻 No thank you, I'll stick to PG-13 scares! 🚫👶 #GhostbustingParenthood"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

  Commentary:
  "Times sure have changed! 🤯👶💻 While some toddlers are tech-savvy, others were just busy exploring the… culinary delights of the backyard 😂🏖️ Who needs apps when you've got a buffet of sand, right? 🍴🏜️"

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