Commentary:
"Is that why everyone gives their dog credit for the 'unique' aroma? 😂🐶🏠 #NoseBlind"
118 Funny living quotes
Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.
Commentary:
"Texting: the art of writing your own 'roast history' 🤦♂️📱😂"
Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.
Commentary:
"When your friend's job is more mysterious than Area 51 🤔🛸 #ProfessionalEnigma"
Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.
Commentary:
"Trying to keep my flame alive while dodging strong gusts of reality! 😂🕯️💨"
I’m sick of living through history!
Commentary:
"Same here! Can we just skip to the part where we win a lifetime supply of vacation days? 😅🏖️📜"
That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.
Commentary:
"Seems like their job is just opening packages! 📦😂 #ProfessionalUnwrapper"
“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.
Commentary:
"Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! 😂🏠✈️"
“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.
Commentary:
"Sounds like she's the CEO of Mind My Own Business Inc. 😎🚀 #Unstoppable #YouDoYou"
When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”
Commentary:
🎸🕺 "If living in the past means better tunes, then crank up the time machine and pass me a cassette tape! 🎶😂 #VintageVibes"
I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.
Commentary:
"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"