Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the secret to waking up with a galaxy brain! 🚀🤯✨
115 Funny lot quotes
Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.
Commentary:
"Ah, nothing like a little emotional eruption to spice up the evening! 🌋😅 All good though, we all needed some entertainment! 🍿😂"
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.
Commentary:
"Living that pajama princess life! 👑😴 #SlumberQueen"
I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.
Commentary:
"When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"
Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.
Commentary:
"Bad ideas: Where the fun begins and the regrets form a band! 🎸😂🤷♂️"
I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.
Commentary:
"I'm not surprised, some of these posts definitely come with a 'Do Not Escape' plan! 🕵️♀️🚔🏃♂️"
They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?
Commentary:
"Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"
Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?
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Commentary:
"Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"
It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.
Commentary:
"Good point! 😅 Otherwise, iceberg lettuce would have a whole new meaning❄️🥗 #HistoryWithPlotTwists"
My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.
Commentary:
"Story of my life: always parking my heart's hopes in the 'No Cars Allowed' zone! 🏍️💔😂"