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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» has viewed:

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

Someone from πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ has copied:

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ύ has copied:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ has shared:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡· has viewed:

If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡¦ has shared:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ό has copied:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡° has downloaded:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ό has viewed:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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Spotted on YouTube:

β€œBut it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Trending via Facebook:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Spotted on Discord:

Tested positive for being single af

Making waves on Facebook:

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

Seen just now on Slack:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Spotted on Telegram:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

43 shares on Slack this month:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

72 shares on Slack this month:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, β€œDo you ski?”

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Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡² has viewed:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

Someone from πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ has bookmarked:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡¨ has copied:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή has downloaded:

Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡© has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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No time like now to start β€œflossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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Going viral on Discord:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Making waves on Threads:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Just landed via WeChat:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Going bananas on Reddit:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean β€˜idiot.’

Just landed via Slack:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Trending via Snapchat:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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