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Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

1 month ago

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I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

1 month ago

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

1 month ago

age, aging, blurry, encounter, everything, eyesight, hearing, humor, loud, middle, middle age, too, welcome
Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

89 shares on YouTube this month:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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Hang in there, it gets worse.

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My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Breaking via Slack:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

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