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4 months ago
Share →: I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Commentary:
Airports: where societal norms take a vacation! 🍕🍷✈️ Who says you can't start your day with pizza and wine in comfy track pants? It's practically a rite of passage in the world of jet-setting. Embrace the freedom and indulge in all the guilty pleasures before takeoff!
4 months ago
Share →: Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day test of true love – swapping phones on Valentine's Day! 📱💘 Let's see if your significant other can resist the urge to snoop through your texts and selfies. May the trust be ever in your favor! 😆 #ValentinesDayHumor"
4 months ago
Share →: Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformation of a soccer player – from grungy to gorgeous, in a matter of seconds! It's like a high-stakes version of 'Extreme Makeover: Pitch Edition'! 💁‍♂️✨⚽️"
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Commentary:
"Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"
4 months ago
Share →: I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical connection of annoyance at first sight ✨🙄 Who hasn't met someone and immediately thought 'Yep, you're going to irk me?' 😂 It's almost like a special kind of bond, right? 🤦‍♂️ #AnnoyanceGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's meal prep game is on point for the end of the world! Who needs a grocery store when you've got a basement buffet waiting? Bring on the apocalypse – this person's ready to feast like never before!"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that some preppers stockpile food in their basements in preparation for apocalyptic scenarios? These individuals are often referred to as "doomsday preppers" and go to great lengths to ensure they have enough food and supplies to survive a disaster.
4 months ago
Share →: Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of love and regret – should've listened to the heart AND the market trends! Who knew that the key to happiness was a wallet full of Bitcoins back in 2010?"
4 months ago
Share →: Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Commentary:
"At least food won't break your heart or steal your fries. You do you, foodie extraordinaire!"
4 months ago
Share →: Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Commentary:
"Who needs a Valentine when you've got your own best asset to admire? Remember, self-love starts with a firm grip – on your own butt! Embrace those buns of steel and show yourself some love!"
4 months ago
Share →: Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Commentary:
"Who needs candlelight and soft music when you can just sprinkle diamonds around for that extra shimmer of romance?"