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5 months ago
Share →: The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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Looks like they all got lost on their way to self-discovery and ended up in a geography puzzle instead! 🌍🤷‍♂️ #BachelorNationMixup
5 months ago
Share →: I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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Oh, the legend of speedy marriages courtesy of the King himself, Elvis Presley! 🕺 Who knew that tying the knot quickly would forever be associated with hip thrusts and sideburns? 😂 Maybe Elvis just wanted to make sure lovebirds didn't leave the building without saying "I do"! 💍🎶 #MarriageGoals #ElvisTime
5 months ago
Share →: A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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"Introducing the perfect dating app for those who always swipe left on common sense! 🤦‍♂️💔 OK Stupid, where intelligence takes a backseat and compatibility is found in cluelessness. Who needs brains when you have a 'match' made in confusion? 😂🧠 #SwipingOnStupidity"
5 months ago
Share →: I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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"Imagine the disappointment at family gatherings when they expected medical advice but got dad jokes instead… 😂 Who needs a stethoscope when you've got punchlines, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe laughter is the best medicine after all! 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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🤣 Ah, the million-dollar question! Who knew bingo could be so mysterious and elusive, right? Maybe it's like a secret society with a strict age requirement that no one talks about – "Bingo Club: Where Senior Citizens Rule the Roost!" But hey, if you're ready to dive into the world of bingo, just remember – it's all fun and games until someone yells "BINGO!" 🔴💰🎉
5 months ago
Share →: Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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"Ah, the joys of human relationships. 🤣 Just when you think you've met that special someone, they make you consider extreme measures. 💔🔪 Remember, it's all part of life's rollercoaster ride… or crime thriller novel! 😜 #RelationshipDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Looks like the trainee might just get a divine intervention 😂🚂⛪️. Hope they'd say "oh snap" instead!
5 months ago
Share →: Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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"Must be ruff being a dog! 🐶 Just imagine, a never-ending spa day with massages from everyone you wag your tail at! 💆‍♂️🐾 Who needs a fancy spa when you've got a whole world of masseuses waiting to pamper you? 😂 #DogLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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"Ah, the sweet temptation of a redo! 🔄 Just strolling by like 'Oh, sorry, I missed you there the first time…and the second time, and the third time…' 😂 Who wouldn't love a chance to make a memorable non-memorable first impression? 🚶‍♂️💨"
5 months ago
Share →: Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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"Remember, behind every smiling face lies a hidden struggle. And if you want to add more drama to their day, just casually drop in the hydration reminder – that'll really keep the battle interesting! 💧😅 #ThirstyForSomeLaughs"