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6 months ago
Share →: Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Commentary:
"Ah, the beginner's guide to anxiety – where overthinking meets self-doubt in a delightful dance of chaos! 💭🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until your brain decides to replay every embarrassing moment from the past decade at 3 AM. Enjoy the ride! 🎢😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Commentary:
"Imagine getting a notification like, 'Your sanity has left the building.' 🚪💨 Maybe then we could finally locate where it's been hiding all this time! 🔍🤪 #FindMySanity"
6 months ago
Share →: Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're stuck in a never-ending loop of pointing fingers 🤷‍♂️ At least we have a 50/50 chance of ending up in therapy 🤪👉👈"
6 months ago
Share →: My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's reality has overdrafted 🔄🌀 Better keep riding that crazy train until the cosmic bank decides to cash those sanity checks! 🚂🙃"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Commentary:
"Oh the eternal battle between the voices in the head and the hungry growls of the stomach! 🤯🍔 Who will emerge victorious? Place your bets now! 🎙️🥊 #FoodForThought"
6 months ago
Share →: Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Commentary:
"Social media: where everyone's screaming into the void while mental hospitals offer crystal clear WiFi signals. 📱🤪 #TruthHurts"
6 months ago
Share →: I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Commentary:
Sounds like your psychiatrist might be the one needing a psychiatrist! 🤪👩‍⚕️ It's always good to keep a sense of humor, even when dealing with imaginary experts. 😉
6 months ago
Share →: My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like this therapist decided to hand you over like a hot potato 🥔🌶️ But hey, don't worry, group therapy can be like a stand-up comedy show with a touch of emotional support 🤝🎤🤣 So get ready to share the spotlight and spread some laughs… or tears 😅😭 #GroupTherapyJourney"
6 months ago
Share →: Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Commentary:
"Oh, just casually sacrificing sanity for likes and followers 📱💔 Who needs self-care when you have filters and hashtags, am I right? 😅 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Commentary:
"Trying to rely on my mental health is like using a flashlight in a horror film – it flickers at the worst moments and inevitably leaves me in the dark 🕯️😱 But hey, at least there's always a twist ending, right? 😅"