150 Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes capture the best of cinematic humor and memorable lines! 🎬😂 From iconic one-liners to hilarious scenes, these quotes bring the comedy of our favorite films into everyday life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the unforgettable moments that make movies so entertaining! 😄🍿

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like Leatherface might need a few more chainsaws to patch up those plot holes! 🤣 As for the victims, maybe they're in the after-life trying to find a way to give directions to the lost tourists in the Texas backwoods! 🔪👻 #HorrorMovieMysteries

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Commentary:
"Yoda upgrading from VHS to 4K like… HDMI, you must. A crystal-clear view of the Force, it is! 📺✨ #UpgradeMasterYoda"

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Commentary:
Why dread when you can dance? Saw stepping on toes with those deadly traps! 🕺🔪💃 #FootlooseAndFearful

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've come a long way from the 'good ol' days' when folks needed a giant 'The End' sign to figure out the movie was finished 🤣📽️ It's a relief to know we're evolving… one cinema experience at a time!"

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Commentary:
"Oh, the eternal debate between the vampire hunters and the vampire gatherers! 🦇 While the hunters are out there with their stakes and garlic, the gatherers are happily inviting blood-sucking creatures to tea parties. ☕️ Who knew the undead could be so picky about who they hang out with? 🧛‍♂️ #TeamGatherers #LifeOfTheParty"

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Commentary:
Oh, the terror of trying to enjoy a peaceful skinny-dip only to have creepy horror movie scenes flash before your eyes! 🙈👻 Who knew that innocent midnight swims would forever be haunted by thoughts of lurking monsters and unexpected scares? 🏊‍♂️🎬 It's a horror fan's dilemma – to fear the water or the terror on land! 😂 #SkinnyDippingGoneWrong

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of a Disney enthusiast during the Olympics! 🐭🥇 "Sorry honey, can't help but associate Paris with delightful animated rodents" 🧀😂 Let's hope your fiancée takes it with a pinch of salt and doesn't lose their love for both the Olympics and Ratatouille! 🏋️‍♂️🇫🇷

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Commentary:
🐄🌪️ "Moo-ve over Hollywood, the real stars of the storm are ready to milk their moment in 'Twister 3: The Udder Chaos'! Get ready for a whirlwind adventure full of cow-nundrums and hoof-tastic twists! 🎬🤣 #MooVieMagic"

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Commentary:
"Ah, contemplating the future by revisiting the past 🎥🔮 Who knew a movie could serve as a crystal ball for our current reality? Time to take notes from Idiocracy on how to navigate our own comedic chaos! 🤪💡"

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Commentary:
"The name's Bond, James Bond… and I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, and hold the balloons, please! 🎩🎈 Agent 007 reporting for duty with a unique sense of style and some unexpected fears. Who says spies can't have quirks too? 😉🔫 #LicenseToChill"

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