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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

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I love it when God gives me money.

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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