134 Funny nature quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that becoming a spider relocation specialist was the key to making new friends? 🕷️🏡 Now your house spiders are networking while your friends are calling exterminators! Talk about social mobility in the arachnid world! 🕸️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

  Commentary:
  "Handle me with care, I crumble like a Nature Valley bar! 🍪😅 Just a gentle touch is all I need…and maybe a few extra chocolate chips to keep me together!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of technology trying to outdo Mother Nature! 🌱🍔🐮 Looks like cows might soon be filing a complaint for copyright infringement! 🤣 #PlantPower #BurgerRevolution

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for light's selective seduction skills! Can you imagine the chaos of having boars trying to RSVP to your next dinner party through the windows? 🐷🕯️ #OnlyInMyNightmares"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

  Commentary:
  🍂 "All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg. Well, Greg must be really standing out in that autumn landscape! 🤣 Maybe he should consider a wardrobe update to blend in better with Mother Nature's color palette!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those snakes have been practicing their social skills 🐍👋 Who knew they were such chatty reptiles? Maybe they just need a friend to slither around with! #SnakeTalks #SocialSerpents

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the autumn acorn dilemma: squirrels meticulously planning for winter while toddlers.. well, toddlers just being toddlers 🐿️👶. It's a race against time to see who can stock up first! 🍂😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, even Mother Nature has a sense of humor 😄🌳 Don't let a fallen tree be a Freudian slip! Safety first, especially when dealing with exes and chainsaws! 🔪😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the relatable struggle of the squirrel diet plan: bulk up before winter! Chubby cheeks are just the fluffy version of a winter bod, am I right, fam? 🐿️🍂 #SquirrelGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that bee was ready for a morning workout too! 🏃‍♀️🐝 Better add 'evading giant bees' to your running routine for some extra excitement! 😅"

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