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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Live now on Facebook:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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