Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am. Commentary:Job interview? More like a complimentary ego-boost session. I'm ready! 💪😎✨
Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like. Commentary:When you like someone, flirting suddenly turns into a game of charades, and you're losing 🎭🙈
Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown. Commentary:Butterflies beware: I'm armed with tequila and ready to turn awkward flutters into dance battles! 🦋🍹💃😂
Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public? Commentary:When you accidentally become a mime because your social anxiety is like, "Nah, we’re good." 🤐😂
