46 Funny new year quotes

• Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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  2 months ago

  celebration, Christmas, focus, humor, matter, new, new year, posts, priorities, self-promotion, things, year

• Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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  2 months ago

  enthusiasm, fun, humor, making, mistakes, new, new year, old, optimism, Resolutions, same, self-improvement, year

• January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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  2 months ago

  anything, expectations, humor, January, motivation, new, new year, optimism, possibility, procrastination, reality, today, year

• When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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  2 months ago

  back, circle, circle back, expectation, humor, new, new year, procrastination, year

• My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

  humor, irony, new, new year, procrastinate, resolution, self-improvement, start, tomorrow, year

• Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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  2 months ago

  broke, confidence, humor, less, new, new year, resolution, self-improvement, sexy, wake, wake up, woke, year

• My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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  2 months ago

  activity, change, doing, goal, growth, humor, new, new year, personal, personal growth, resolution, Resolutions, stop, things, time, year

• Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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  2 months ago

  another, cynicism, dreams, expectations, forward, humor, looking, new, new year, optimism, reality, sarcasm, year

• My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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  2 months ago

  change, chasing, humor, lake, lakes, music, music reference, new, new year, reference, resolution, river, stick, stick to, stop, used, used to, waterfall, year

• If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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  2 months ago

  friendship, gang, happy, humor, i, just, lazy, new, new year, saying, still, text, year

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