62 Funny noise quotes

• An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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  3 months ago

  adult, age, humor, life, noise, person, stand

• Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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  3 months ago

  enthusiast, frustration, gun, house, humor, i, keep, next, noise, only, piece, printer, shoot, smart, smart house, tech, tech enthusiast, tech worker, technology, worker

• My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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  3 months ago

  air, air conditioner, conditioner, embarrassment, front, funny moment, having, humor, just, me, misunderstanding, moment, neighbor, noise, relationship, sex, standing, today

• I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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  3 months ago

  band, excited, excitement, fan, favorite, favorite band, humor, i, listen, live, music, noise, rain, seeing, someone, sound, white, white noise

• Shazam but for random noises outside.

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  3 months ago

  creativity, humor, noise, outside, random, random noise, Shazam, sound, superhero

• Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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  3 months ago

  am, background, background noise, comfort, entertainment, habit, i, isolation, just, noise, turn, TV, weird

• You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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  3 months ago

  acoustics, bowl, fart, Gondor, horn, house, humor, morning, noise, struggle, thanks, toilet, try, waking, whole

• My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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  3 months ago

  annoyance, bagpipes, hear, humor, i, music, neighbors, night, noise, shouting

• Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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  3 months ago

  cubicle, employee, employee handbook, handbook, humor, i, life, me, noise, office, office life, show, weird, weird noise, where, workplace, workplace humor

• 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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  3 months ago

  50, daily, daily life, decision, exercise, family, humor, just, life, noise, parenting, stairs, trying, walking, worth

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