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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Just landed via Snapchat:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Going viral on Slack:

I have a very active anti-social life.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Trending via TikTok:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Funny noon quotes

Funny noon quotes bring a burst of midday laughter ☀️😂, turning that sleepy afternoon slump into a moment of joy! Whether you’re powering through work or enjoying a lunch break 🍔🥤, these witty one-liners and clever musings will brighten your day and keep the good vibes flowing. Ready to tickle your funny bone and make noon the best time to smile? Let’s dive into some hilarious humor that’s totally worth the wait! 😄✨

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Social Media Stars ⭐

53 shares on TikTok this month:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

81 shares on Slack this month:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

81 shares on Discord this month:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

They’re making me get out of bed.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,462

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Going bananas on Telegram:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Trending via Reddit:

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Going bananas on X:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

Trending via Facebook:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

Live now on Pinterest:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Seen just now on X:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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