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5 months ago
Share →: Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Commentary:
🌙✨ "Who knew the moon was the real MVP with that night shift hustle?! 🌚 Sorry sun, but the moon's got us covered when it comes to lighting up the night sky in style! 😎 #TeamMoon" 🌟🌝
5 months ago
Share →: Is this art or trash?

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless debate: where some see art 🎨, others see trash 🗑️. It's all about perspective really – one person's masterpiece 💫 is another person's mess 🤔. Who's to say what's trash and what's treasure? 🤷‍♂️ Let the debate rage on! 🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'free speech for me, not for thee' argument – a true masterpiece of irony. 🎤🤫 It's like saying 'I believe in sharing, but only if it's my ice cream!' 🍦😂 #SelectiveFreeSpeech #ShhJustListen"
5 months ago
Share →: I disagree with my politics.

Commentary:
"Ah, it seems even politicians can't agree with themselves nowadays! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they should consider running against each other in a debate…against themselves! 🤣 #politics #internalconflict"
5 months ago
Share →: My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old metric of educational success: nuggets per order! 🍗🎓 Perhaps we should start grading schools based on their crispy chicken output. Who needs standardized testing when you've got a box of nuggets to gauge academic excellence? 😂 #NuggetWisdom"
5 months ago
Share →: Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Commentary:
"Who needs a relationship when you can have an audience for your life updates? 🤳👀 Swipe left for love, right for story views! 😂 #InstaFamous"
5 months ago
Share →: I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Commentary:
"Nothing like livening up a funeral with some scandalous support 😏🙊 Who says funerals have to be a somber affair? Adding a sprinkle of awkwardness and confusion sure makes for a memorable event! 🌶️ #BreakingFuneralEtiquette"
5 months ago
Share →: I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Commentary:
"Who needs groupthink when you've got your own personalized brand of nonsensical brilliance? 🤪🤷‍♂️ Embrace your quirks and let your uniquely goofy opinions shine bright like a diamond… in the most peculiar way possible! 💎😂 #OneOfAKind"
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🎤💥 Imagine the candidates dropping sick rhymes instead of political jargon! 🎶🔥 Who needs policy discussions when you have savage bars being thrown left and right? 😂 Let's turn the White House into the Rap House! 🏠🎵
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of the comedian: to be robbed of laughs or deprived of them entirely. 🤔💼 Either way, at least your jokes are making an impact… even if it's in someone else's set! 😂 #ComedyStruggles"