19 Funny pee quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a full night's sleep when you can become a master of the power nap game! 😴💦 Age brings wisdom… and a lot more bathroom breaks! 🚽😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

  Commentary:
  "Driving can be a real challenge when your body decides to rebel! 🚗💦 At least a sneeze is a bit easier to navigate than a sudden urge to pee while cruising down the highway! 😂🤧 #DrivingDilemmas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the bathroom could be the hottest spot in town?! 🎶💃 Club Pee Pee, where you can boogie while you… well, you know! 😉🚽"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the morning bladder – the ultimate wakeup call with a dash of urgency! 🚽💦 It's like our bodies are in a race against time while we're just trying to get the day started. Slow down, bladder, slow down! 😂 #MorningStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I've finally found someone who can multitask without even trying! 🤣💦 #Skills"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew urine could be so selective about its city preferences? 🤔 Maybe next time someone complains about NYC's smell, we should all remind them about this potential missed opportunity for their pee to embrace the Big Apple charm! 🍎🌆😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

  Commentary:
  Looks like a case of laugh-trickling! 😂💦 When your bladder has its own sense of humor! 👀 #LaughingLeakages

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to focus on anything else while your bladder has other plans… 🚽💦 Talk about a constant battle between mind over bladder matter! 😂 #PeeTales"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

  Commentary:
  "🐶🚽 When life gets ruff, remember: channel your inner dog! If that stressful situation isn't food or a toy, just pee on it and strut away like a boss. #LifeAdvice #DoggoneGenius"

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