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14 Funny pee quotes

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025