Funny playful banter quotes

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  20 hours ago

  Share →: “I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

  Commentary:
  Not all monsters wear fangs and fur—some wear mascara and know where the snacks are hidden! 😈💄🍕

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  4 days ago

  Share →: If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your kids skipped the school of hard knocks and went straight to Comedy Central 🏠🔥😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

  Commentary:
  💦✨ "Guess I need lessons on how to sparkle like a disco ball! Anyone got a beginner’s guide to glistening?" 😂💎

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of rolling eyes – some achieve it through romance, others through sheer annoyance. It's all about perspective 😂👀 #EyeRollingExpert"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

  Commentary:
  "Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"

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