64 Funny positivity quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be nice today, the world is on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks, being kind never goes out of style 🔥🌎 Let's sprinkle some kindness around and hope we don't accidentally put out the flames! 😅🔥 #KindnessOverChaos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to increasing home value was simply keeping anger at the door 🏡🚪? Looks like peace, love, and a dash of humor are the real estate hot commodities these days! 😆 #HappyHomeHappyLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

  Commentary:
  "Being an optimist is tough… it's like trying to spread glitter in a world full of skeptics 😅✨ Keep shining bright, annoyingly optimistic soul! 😜 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of self-deception meets the science of emotional manipulation 🎭😅. Just a casual internal game of "Guess Who's the Happy One Today?" starring none other than yourself, the ultimate master of disguise 👀🤹‍♂️. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, gaslight, gaslight again! 😜🔦 #WhosInChargeHere

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Double chins are better than double faces.

  Commentary:
  "Double chins: making face-swapping selfies uncomfortable since whenever 😅👥 #ChinWins #OneFaceIsEnough"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of optimism and selective perception! 🍟 Who knew that a positive attitude could turn french fries into health food? 😂 Just imagine the possibilities if we applied this logic to other foods…"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's living life on the five-star lane! 🌟🍿 Who needs critics when you've got an abundance of joy-sparking movies at your fingertips, right? Keep that positivity train rolling, movie buff!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

  Commentary:
  Cheers to a fresh start in the new year, where we leave behind our past mishaps like a forgotten pair of socks in the laundry! 🧦✨ Let's focus on the possibilities that lie ahead and embrace the beauty of a blank canvas awaiting our colorful brushstrokes! 🎨🌟 #NewYearNewVibes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

  Commentary:
  "Don't throw in the towel just yet! 🚫🧳 Let's embrace our inner goofiness and keep pushing forward with a touch of whimsy. After all, who says we can't be serious about being silly? 😜💪 #SillyNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

  Commentary:
  "Well, there goes my motivation for the week! 🤷‍♂️ Can't argue with that logic – might as well make the most of the weekend! 🎉 #YOLO #CarpeDiem"

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