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5 months ago
Share →: I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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"May your day be as fabulous as my *bootylicious* behind 🍑💁‍♀️ Remember, good vibes only! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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"Ready to conquer a brand new week with my Oscar-worthy faking skills! 🌟😂 Who needs a script when you've got improvisation down to an art form? Bring it on, Monday!"
5 months ago
Share →: I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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"Congratulations on the promotion from 'mildly sedated' to 'slightly more giggly'! 🎉💊 The perks may not be financial, but at least you'll be floating through the workday with a smile! 😄💰"
5 months ago
Share →: The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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Turning those personal demons into a delicious, refreshing beverage? 🍋👹 Now that's what I call a creative solution! Just remember to add a dash of sugar and a pinch of optimism to make it extra potent! 😄🍹
5 months ago
Share →: Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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🍋🤣 "When life gives you lemons, don't just make lemonade – be the lemon! 🍋😄 Show the world that you're zesty, tangy, and ready to add a little zest to their day. Who knew being a lemon could be so empowering? 😉🍋 #SourPower"
5 months ago
Share →: Be the reason someone burns sage.

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"Be the reason someone burns sage, not bridges! 🔥✨ Spread good vibes, not drama! 🌿😄 #PositivityIsContagious"
5 months ago
Share →: My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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"Who needs rose-colored glasses when you've got a flask for some liquid courage, amirite? 🥂 Here's to staying optimistic one sip at a time! 🌟 #LiquidOptimism"
5 months ago
Share →: If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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"Who knew being a shark's meal could make you feel so unique? 🦈 Just remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade… or in this case, shark bait! 😅 Stay positive, right? Stay fin-tastic, my friend! 🌊"
5 months ago
Share →: No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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"Whether you're feeling fried, mashed, or just a little cheesy, remember that a potato 🥔 is always there to lend a helping mash 🤣 Embrace the spud-tacular power of potatoes in all of life's fry-ses!"
5 months ago
Share →: Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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"Who needs subtlety when you can be an elephant in the room? 🐘💥 Take up space, make your presence known, and always remember – elephants never forget to make a statement! 😄🎉 #StandOut"