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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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