46 Funny preference quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

  Commentary:
  🍵☕️ "Who needs to be everyone's cup of tea when you're a bold espresso in a world of lukewarm lattes? Let them sip on their boring cups of 'meh' while you brew up some caffeinated charisma!" ☕️🌟 #EmbraceYourEspressoFlavor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

  Commentary:
  "I like warm weather, but just enough to melt my worries away, not my face 🌞🤯 #HotMessExpress"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs company when you've got a delicious pizza by your side? 🍕👫 Solo pizza parties are where it's at! Just me, myself, and pepperoni. #PizzaOverPeople"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive species known as the 'knowledgeable human.' 🧐 They're like mythical unicorns in a world of confused chickens. 🐔 Here's to surrounding ourselves with real-life Google search bars! 💡🔍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the dessert critics strike again, demanding their sweets to be less sweet just to keep things, you know, interesting 🍰😂 It's a fine line between tasty and toothache-inducing, but these oddballs are on a mission to find that perfect balance! More power to them! 👏👀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect blend of mystery and buzz! 🕵️‍♂️☕️ Just be sure not to spill the beans… or the booze! 🤫🍸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the golden rule with a modern twist: 'Treat people how you want to be treated… by avoiding them entirely!' 🏠😄 Who knew social distancing could be considered good manners too?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical transformation of a meal made by someone else! It somehow tastes a million times better with a dash of laziness and a sprinkle of 'not my problem' seasoning. 🍴😂 Bon appétit, the chef is not you tonight!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

  Commentary:
  "If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅‍♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, but save the chit-chat for your morning coffee ☕️ Let's keep those morning vibes peaceful and quiet, shall we? 🤫😂"

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