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Sounds like my daily workout: lifting problems I created myself! 🤦♂️🏋️♀️😅
641 Funny procrastination quotes
There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?
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I'm starting a petition to replace December with a bonus month of naps and canceled meetings 😴🗓️ Who's with me? 🙋♂️🔄
Think that’s enough todaying for today.
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When you reach peak 'todaying' and your couch starts calling your name 😅🛋️🔔
The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.
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Looks like my sleep schedule is booked solid! 📚😴😂
Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.
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Looks like we've scheduled the meeting for the 12th of Never-uary! 📅😂
Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.
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Living my best life by perfecting the art of productive procrastination. 🙃🎉
It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.
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Just found out my productivity is powered by the panic of unexpected guests! 😅🧹🏃♀️
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
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Counting sheep and doing nothing takes planning! 🐑📅 Let me pencil that in! 😆
I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.
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Okay, just five more cat videos and then I'll save the world! 😸📱🌍
My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.
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When it comes to procrastination, I'm basically a Jedi Master 🕒😂✨