Funny raised quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

  Commentary:
  "I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦‍♂️ #RaisedByDPs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like your mama unintentionally planted the seeds of irony in your garden of ambition! 🌱🔥 Sometimes striving for perfection can feel like sprinting in quicksand, right? 🏃‍♂️💨 But hey, settling for mediocrity is just another fancy term for "making peace with imperfection"! 😉👌 Don't worry, your mama's still proud – she just has a unique way of showing it! 🙌

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

  Commentary:
  Oh, how we wish real life had a little more Disney magic! 🎶💃 Adulting would be a breeze if we could just break into a spontaneous musical number to solve our problems. 🧞‍♂️✨ But alas, the bills won't pay themselves no matter how catchy our tunes are! 🎵💸 Keep dreaming, maybe one day our problems will have a soundtrack too! 🎤🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a speech when a sassy eyebrow can do all the talking? 💁‍♂️💬 Less is more, darling! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

  Commentary:
  😂 "When your kids embarrass you in public, just remember to play the classic parental card: turn away dramatically, mutter 'Who raised you?' and maybe even throw in a facepalm for good measure. It's the ultimate parent power move! 🤦‍♂️👉👧👦 #ParentingStruggles #WhoRaisedYou"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of humble bragging 🌟😏 Excelling in excellence and humility like a boss! Clearly, you were raised right! 😎 #HumbleButProud"

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