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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.
3 months ago
After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.
3 months ago
Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?
3 months ago
When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”
3 months ago
I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.
3 months ago