Funny readiness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who needs to worry about rising sea levels when you've got rising heart rates on dates, right? 😅🌍❤️ Swipe right for love, swipe left on climate change! 😜🔥 #ClimateApocalypseVsLoveApocalypse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

  Commentary:
  🚨🍳 When the smoke alarm acts as your personal chef and declares dinner is served! "According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready" – because who needs timers when you have a culinary connoisseur like that, right? Just make sure it's not too *smokin'* hot! 🔥😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

  Commentary:
  "Switching from summer to winter clothes: Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Changing from winter to summer clothes: More like panic mode activated! 😅🌞❄️ #wardrobeproblems"

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