Funny refreshed quotes

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

  Commentary:
  What a plot twist! I’m just a human caught in an office-themed episode of Lost. 🏝️🔍🏢

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a nap is like playing sleep roulette 🎲💤 Will you wake up rejuvenated and ready to conquer the world, or find yourself in a panic surrounded by angry messages? It's a risky game, but oh so tempting! Proceed with caution and maybe set an extra loud alarm just in case 😉⏰"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

  Commentary:
  Naps are like a game of Russian roulette 🎲💤 You never know if you'll emerge feeling like a majestic unicorn 🦄 or a confused time traveler from the past 🕰️😂 Choose wisely or risk waking up questioning your existence!

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