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Funny restraining quotes bring laughter to serious situations, turning tension into humor πŸ˜‚βœ¨. Whether you need a lighthearted take on boundaries or just want to smile at the quirks of keeping distance, these witty lines are sure to brighten your day 😜🚧. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a dash of fun to your feed, get ready to chuckle and maybe even rethink those pesky restrictions! πŸ˜ŽπŸ“΅

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Nothing says β€œnot interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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