Funny restraining quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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