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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like β€œHey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Just landed via Threads:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my β€œoutstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Trending via Instagram:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Shared recently on Discord:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Making waves on X:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Seen just now on Reddit:

β€œWe should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

Trending via Reddit:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, β€œSCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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If there is a God and He β€œloves” us, then explain snakes.

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