Funny seasonal change quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

  Commentary:
  "Putting away the Christmas tree is like breaking up with December for cats 😿🎄 It's a tree-mendous loss in their feline festive fun!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fall equinox: the perfect excuse to blame the changing season for our moody behavior! 🍂❄️ Embracing our inner darkness while blaming it on the stars? Brilliant move, my friend, embrace the chill vibes and mysterious aura! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs New Year's resolutions when you have spring rolls to look forward to? 🍣 Time to chase away the winter blues with some delicious rolls! 💪😋"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous mud season – nature's way of reminding us that we are no match for its power! 😂🌧️ Who knew a simple combination of water, dirt, and poor flooring choices could wreak such havoc on hearts, minds, and interior decor? Here's to hoping our carpets survive this muddy apocalypse! 🙏🏽🤣 #MudSeasonStruggles

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