Funny shampoo quotes

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don't even have a coconut!”

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025