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Funny shampoo quotes
If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.
2 months ago
Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.
3 months ago
I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”
3 months ago
Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.
3 months ago
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!
3 months ago
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
3 months ago