Funny shampoo quotes

• The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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  2 months ago

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• If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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  2 months ago

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• Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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  2 months ago

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• I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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  2 months ago

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• Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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  2 months ago

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• Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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  2 months ago

  fun, games, mouth, opera, shampoo, shower, singing, soap

• Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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  2 months ago

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