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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Spotted on X:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Just landed via Twitch:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Just landed via WeChat:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Spotted on WeChat:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Funny sleep deprivation quotes

Funny sleep deprivation quotes are the perfect way to laugh through those groggy, caffeine-fueled mornings ☕😴. When your brain feels like a foggy mess and your eyes refuse to stay open, a little humor can turn exhaustion into entertainment 😂🌙. Whether you’re pulling an all-nighter or just surviving on way too little zzz’s, these witty lines will keep you smiling (and awake!) through the yawns and yawns! 😜✨

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Share →: My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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Relatable level: expert procrastinator unlocking next-level exhaustion 🤦‍♂️😴🎮
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Share →: Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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Celebrating the anniversary of my 4 a.m. bedtime with another late-night snack 🍕😴🎉
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Share →: Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼
2 months ago
Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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"3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Live now on Discord:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Breaking via X:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Reported on Snapchat:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Seen just now on Slack:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Just shared via Instagram:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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