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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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I donโ€™t wanna party like itโ€™s 1999, I want to pay my bills like itโ€™s 1999.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by โ€œYou complete me.โ€

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Iโ€™m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesnโ€™t want you?

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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Kids be like: โ€œNice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.โ€

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Iโ€™m so desperate for a vacation that at this point Iโ€™d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Twitter is basically everyoneโ€™s therapistโ€™s couch.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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Iโ€™ve decided to cut my carbsโ€ฆ into smaller pieces before eating them.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, Iโ€™d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now Iโ€™m fat and dumb.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said โ€˜Nope, too freaky!โ€™

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure Iโ€™m using them right.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Fishing for compliments like โ€œIโ€™m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is meโ€.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Sleep well, middle fingerโ€”you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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