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My cat gets more screen time than I do! 😸📱😴
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The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.
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Finally, a lifetime subscription to the post-social event gossip club! 🗣️💬👫🤣
You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.
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When your university friend is as elusive as the rarest Pokémon! 🎓👀😂
Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.
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Leveling up from virtual worlds to the dating world—pressing start soon! 🎮➡️💑
God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?
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In the age of the internet, even opening hearts has a loading time ⏳🙄🎬
Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.
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When your friend treats a family outing like a celebrity scandal 🎤💔😂
“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.
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When my brain says, "Stop," but my fingers are like, "Let's go viral!" 😅🤦♂️🔁
Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.
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Elon strikes again with his legendary wisdom! 🧐😂 #DeepThoughts
If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.
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Ah, the party small-talk Olympics: diving straight into job interviews! 🥇😂👨💼🍸
Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.
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Only in college can an acquaintance you barely remember end up in your wedding photos 📸🤔🎓