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When you want to be the center of attention but end up just toe-tally embarrassed instead 🎯😅👟
1333 Funny social quotes
Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.
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"When unknown numbers throw a party, guess who's not picking up! 🎉📵😂"
Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.
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Relatable vibes: It's like we're part of a secret battle royale but for avocados and toilet paper 🥑🧻😄
Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.
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Silent discos for introverts are the future! 📚🤫🎧
They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.
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I need a version of Twitter that understands I’m in a committed relationship with my tweets—stop playing hard to get! 😅🕵️♂️📱
You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.
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Watching the daily episodes of "Stupidity Unleashed" on social media—popcorn not included! 🍿😂
Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.
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Spice it up or it never happened! 😜💥🕵️♀️
Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.
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When you know your step count is already too low, so you turn shopping into a full cardio session 😅🛒👟
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
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"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.
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I bet Liam's tweet arsenal is notoriously unpredictable 🚀🦆