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When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂
1333 Funny social quotes
Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.
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Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️♂️
Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.
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🌿👀 "Scrolling with maturity but those eyebrows have a mind of their own" 😅🧐
I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.
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Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️♂️💨
When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.
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Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.
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Still "selfie-cute," just keeping it under wraps for suspense! 😎📷✨
Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.
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That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.
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Trying to watch a movie with a chatterbox is like reading a book in a library with a rock band playing behind you! 📚🎸🤐
Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.
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Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀
Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.
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Trying to understand this conversation is like finding the unicorn of laundry skills! 🦄🧺😂